Emotional Support Dumpster Fire Desk Pet (3.5 in)
Emotional Support Dumpster Fire Desk Pet (3.5 in)
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Emotional Support Dumpster Fire (3.5 inches)
Sometimes flowers say it all… and sometimes you need a tiny dumpster fire to help carry the emotional load. This handcrafted, pocket-sized pal brings humor, comfort, and just the right amount of chaos to any bouquet.
Perfect for breakups, work stress, Mondays, adulting, or that friend who’s “totally okay” (but clearly not).
DELIVERY: Every order is hand-delivered direct to the recipient. These items will be delivered by us locally, or a qualified retail local florist.